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יום שבת, 9 באוגוסט 2008
I am not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
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Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.
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Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
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If at first you do not succeed, destroy all eviden...
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and g...
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The first step to failure is trying.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Times spent wasted are not wasted times.
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a bana...
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You are not thinking. You are merely being logical.
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"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till n...
Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tir...
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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